Man: I want to buy this dog. Do you think it will be faithful?
Dog dealer: Oh, yes! Every time I sell it, it comes back to me by the end of the week.
Dog dealer: Oh, yes! Every time I sell it, it comes back to me by the end of the week.
Question: What does a lazy dog chase?
Answer: A parked car.
A lady was walking his dog in the park...
Stranger: Hey, that's a lovely bulldog you've got there!
Lady: No, it's not a bulldog – it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall..!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet..!
